Dear potential jobsite,
Questions like these above are BULLSHIT. You just want me to answer in a conservative manner.
I call this discrimination against liberalism because honestly, I don’t think illegal drug users should be punished to the full extent of the law. I don’t care! They’re not hurting anyone, leave them be! People only want help if they WANT it… My philosophy on drug users is the same as my philosophy on alcoholics and smokers… They will only quit when they deem it neccessary. 
Jobsite, you have also questioned me about my beliefs on marijuana… and I do not believe marijuana is worse than cigarettes. Cigs are WAY worse. Stop asking me to be conservative jobsite, I HATE lying to you because I need money and Republicans are running businesses.
Sincerely, luvisalluneed

Dear potential jobsite,

Questions like these above are BULLSHIT. You just want me to answer in a conservative manner.

I call this discrimination against liberalism because honestly, I don’t think illegal drug users should be punished to the full extent of the law. I don’t care! They’re not hurting anyone, leave them be! People only want help if they WANT it… My philosophy on drug users is the same as my philosophy on alcoholics and smokers… They will only quit when they deem it neccessary.

Jobsite, you have also questioned me about my beliefs on marijuana… and I do not believe marijuana is worse than cigarettes. Cigs are WAY worse. Stop asking me to be conservative jobsite, I HATE lying to you because I need money and Republicans are running businesses.

Sincerely,
luvisalluneed